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Weekend
Gambling in Lasvegas
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A group from
Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas.
One of
the men on that trip won $100,000. He didn't want anyone to know about
it, so he decided not to return
with the others,
but took a later plane home -- arriving back 3 a.m. He immediately went
out to the backyard of
his house,
dug a hole and planted the money in it.
The following
morning he walked outside and found only an empty hole. He noticed footsteps
leading from the hole
to the house
next door, which was owned by a deaf-mute.
On the
same street lived a professor who understood sign language and was a friend
of the deaf man.
Grabbing
his pistol, the enraged man went to awaken the professor and dragged him
to the deaf man's house.
" You tell
this guy that if he doesn't give me back my $100,000 I'm going to kill
him!" he screamed at the professor.
The professor
conveyed the message to his friend, and his friend replied in sign language,
"I hid it in
my backyard, underneath the cherry tree."
The professor
turned to the man with the gun and said, "He's not going to tell you. He
said he'd rather die first."
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