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On a recent
weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot
machine.
She took a
break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room.
But first she wanted to stash
the quarters
in her room.
" I'll be right
back and we'll go to eat," she told her husband and she carried the coin-laden
bucket to the
elevator. As
she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already aboard.
Both were black.
One of them
was big ... very big ... an intimidating figure. The woman froze. Her first
thought was: These two are
going to rob
me. Her next thought was: Don't be a bigot, they look like perfectly nice
gentlemen. But racial
stereotypes
are powerful, and fear immobilized her.
She stood and
stared at the two men. She felt anxious, flustered, ashamed. She hoped
they didn't read her mind,
but knew they
surely did; her hesitation about joining them on the elevator was all too
obvious.
Her face was
flushed. She couldn't just stand there, so with a mighty effort of will
she picked up one foot and
stepped forward
and followed with the other foot and was on the elevator. Avoiding eye
contact, she turned
around stiffly
and faced the elevator doors as they closed. A second passed, and then
another second, and then
another.
Her fear increased!
The elevator didn't move. Panic consumed her. My God, she thought, I'm
trapped and about to
be robbed!
Her heart plummeted. Perspiration poured from every pore. Then....one of
the men said, "Hit the floor,"
Instinct told
her: Do what they tell you. The bucket of quarters flew upwards as she
threw out her arms and
collapsed on
the elevator carpet. A shower of coins rained down on her. Take my money
and spare me, she
prayed. More
seconds passed. She heard one of the men say politely, "Ma'am, if you'll
just tell us what floor you're
going to, we'll
push the button,"
The one who
said it had a little trouble getting the words out. He was trying mightily
to hold in a belly laugh. She
lifted her
head and looked up at the two men.
They reached
down to help her up. Confused, she struggled to her feet. "When I told
my man here to hit the
floor," said
the average sized one, "I meant that he should hit the elevator button
for our floor. I didn't mean for
you to hit
the floor, ma'am." He spoke genially.
He bit his
lip. It was obvious he was having a hard time not laughing. She thought:
My God, what a spectacle I've
made of myself.
She was too humiliated to speak. She wanted to blurt out an apology, but
words failed her. How
do you apologize
to two perfectly respectable gentlemen for behaving as though they were
going to rob you? She
didn't know
what to say. The three of them gathered up the strewn quarters and refilled
her bucket.
When the elevator
arrived at her floor they insisted on walking her to her room. She seemed
a little unsteady on
her feet, and
they were afraid she might not make it down the corridor. At her door they
bid her a good evening.
As she slipped
into her room she could hear them roaring with laughter while they walked
back to the elevator.
The woman brushed
herself off. She pulled herself together and went downstairs for dinner
with her husband.
The next morning
flowers were delivered to her room -- a dozen roses.
Attached to
EACH rose was a crisp one hundred dollar bill. The card said: "Thanks for
the best laugh we've had in
years."
It was signed,
Eddie Murphy and Michael Jordan
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