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President Clinton
was being entertained by an African leader.
They'd spent
the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before
the new government
kicked them
out.
"The Russians
built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. We learned to drink
vodka and play Russian
roulette.
President Clinton
frowned. "Russian roulette is a dangerous game!"
The African
leader smiled.
"That's why
we developed African roulette.
If you want
to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play. I'll show
you how.
" He pushed
a buzzer, and in paraded a half dozen, magnificently built women who immediate
shrugged off their
garb.
"You can choose
any one of those women to give you oral sex," he told Clinton.
As you can
well imagine, THIS got Clinton's immediate attention, and he was ready
to make his choice, when a
thought occurred
to him.
"How is this
related to Russian roulette?"
The African
leader smiled evilly, leaned towards Clinton and in a soft, even voice
said "One of them is a cannibal."
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