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A man wins
a big jackpot on a slot machine in Vegas.
As it is paying
out of the machine, but before the pit boss reaches the lucky winner, a
haggard man approaches him and says,
"I don't mean
to disturb you during your big moment, but my wife is sick and needs an
operation. Could you
see your way
clear to giving me $10,000 of your winnings?"
The man says,
"Well, it's all well and good for you to say that, and if it's true I sympathize,
but how do I know
you're not
going to turn around and just gamble it away?"
The haggard
man responds, "Oh, I got gambling money."
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