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A Gambler
Wins a Big Jackpot
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Lady is having
a bad day at the roulette tables in 'Vegas.
She's down
to her last $10. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck! What in
the world should I do now?"
A man standing
next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, "I don't know... why don't
you play your age?"
He walks away.
Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette
table. Maybe she
won! He rushes
back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying
limp on the floor, with
the table operator
kneeling over her.
The man is
stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"
The operator
replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then
she just fainted!"
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