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Did you hear
the one about the woman who hits her husband on the head with a rolling
pin?
He asks, stunned,
"What was that all about?"
She replies
"I found a piece of paper in your jacket pocket with the name Mary Lou
written on it."
He explains
"That's the name of a horse I got a hot tip on." She accepts his explanation
and apologizes for
whacking him.
A few days
later, she nails him on the head again, even harder. When he regains consciousness,
he says "Why on
earth did you
do that?"
"Your horse
phoned."
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